cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs
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NEW TUMBLR~~
its @jiminkuma !! im just moving to give myself a fresh start
also im going to be following alot of the same blogs again so yeh C:
i honestly rlly do want to make a new tumblr, just to give myself a fresh start yknow
The signs as character tropes
- People Pleaser: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra
- The Tragic Rose: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Aquarius
- Drama Queen: Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Sagittarius, Pisces
- Prima Donna: Taurus, Gemini, Leo
- Villain: Gemini, Scorpio, Capricorn, Sagittarius, Aquarius
- Redeeming Villain: Capricorn, Sagittarius
- Hero/Heroine: Aries, Leo, Libra
- Sidekick/Support: Taurus, Pisces
- Damsel in Distress: Cancer, Virgo
- Beserker: Aries, Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn
- Hopeless Romantic: Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra
- Badass: Leo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius
- Falls for Badass: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Pisces
- The Cynic: Taurus, Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius
- Class Clown: Aries, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces
- Fragile Flower: Cancer, Libra, Pisces
THERE MUST BE A PARAGRAPH BREAK EVERY TIME A NEW CHARACTER SPEAKS
THIS IS NOT OPTIONAL
NO ONE WANTS TO READ ONE BIG BLOCK OF TEXT JESUS CHRIST
REMEMBER TIP TOP OK:
Make a paragraph every time that any of these things change!
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To pic
P erson
There’s a small island in Japan called Okunoshima with thousands of adorable rabbits! All photos from the (more informative) Telegraph gallery.
are you fucking kidding me
Send Me A Fruit!
- Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
- Cherry - We should be friends.
- Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
- Blueberry - You’re amazing.
- Kiwi - You’re pretty
- Raspberry - You’re hot.
- Plum - I would fuck you.
- Papua Fruit - I would date you.
- Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
- Starfruit - You are my tumblr crush.
- Orange - I want to get to know you.
- Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
- Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
- Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
to all the boys on tumblr:
- you are not born a sexist/misogynist
- you are not born a rapist
- you are not born an abuser
- you can change, learn, grow
- you deserve as much body positivity as girls do. your body image issues and the eating disorders you may have are real and are valid
- if you’re trans, you are in no way a misogynist for being who you are
- if you’re trans, you are not worse than trans women, you are equal
- you can be abused, by women too
- it’s okay to cry, you aren’t weak for that
- do not let this stupid site tell you that you’re worthless scum
- you’re cute
- you deserve support
- i’m here for ya
Good to see posts like this among the muck that says otherwise. Thanks.
I’M CUTE
if you’re a boy, your mental disorders and eating disorders are just as valid. your pain is real and you are not alone.